Sarcasm & Cynicism...served up by Single Grl

Life is full of stories and as they say the truth is stranger than fiction. Ask who knows me. I may speak softly, and I may look sweet. But under NO circumstances think for just one second that what you see is what you get. Because when you know me, know the real me you know that I'm anything but what you see. Most of the time. So read on my friends. And you will catch my gripping, views, sarcasm and dry of whit. Read on....I dare you.

Thursday, April 13, 2006

I wanna be a pirate!

My pirate name is:
Bloody Bess Rackham
Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate. Arr!
Get your own pirate name from fidius.org.

posted by Orelinde_03 @ 11:38 AM  

6 Comments:

  • At 11:53 AM , Blogger Piccu said...

    My pirate name is:
    Red Sam Rackham

    Passion is a big part of your life, which makes sense for a pirate. You have the good fortune of having a good name, since Rackham (pronounced RACKem, not rack-ham) is one of the coolest sounding surnames for a pirate.

    I think it fits. YARRRRRR!!!

     

  • At 12:09 PM , Blogger Orelinde_03 said...

    So if we are both Rackham's, are we related?

    Mine fits rather well also...especially since I was ready to beat the snot out of this old man and his hag wife on Sunday.

    They almost took off the side of my car, and scared the bejesus outta me...made me wack out my back.

    Yo ho ho and 3 bottles of rum!

     

  • At 12:41 PM , Blogger Piccu said...

    Maybe all the names from this little pirate name test are Rackams.

    Sorry to hear about your close call and hurting back. I had always heard that rum was good for a back injury, especially 3 bottles. You should feel no pain after that much rum.

     

  • At 2:06 PM , Blogger Orelinde_03 said...

    So Piccu and I are both on the same page. Wondering if the pirate name do-hickey just generates the same last name for all would-be pirates. I know I'M synical and jaded.

    But I just tested this theory out and this is what they gave me: Same description, different name. So I do guess it's a random thing. Who'd a thunk?

    Your pirate name is:
    Bloody Anne Kidd
    Every pirate lives for something different. For some, it's the open sea. For others (the masochists), it's the food. For you, it's definitely the fighting. Even though you're not always the traditional swaggering gallant, your steadiness and planning make you a fine, reliable pirate. Arr!

     

  • At 2:17 PM , Blogger Piccu said...

    Here is my new pirate name.

    Your pirate name is:
    Black Sam Bonney

    Like anyone confronted with the harshness of robbery on the high seas, you can be pessimistic at times. You can be a little bit unpredictable, but a pirate's life is far from full of certainties, so that fits in pretty well. Arr!

    It seems that my pirate first name is Sam, no matter what. The description is a bit different. I didn't lie or anything, I just clarified my answers a little more.

    I actually like Black Sam Bonney better than Red Sam Rackham. Not sure how my estrnaged wife Bloody Bess feels about that. I think a good pirate would have several names to go by.


    YARRRRR!!!!!!!

     

  • At 10:03 AM , Blogger Orelinde_03 said...

    Back is pretty much pain-free. Thank you for your well wishes. Rum, Jack Daniels, Tequila...they are all great for curing anything that ails you.

    As far as Bloody Bess not liking the name change of her estranged husband...she can deal. Because if she wants to loot and be wicked, and keep things on the d-l...she can use an alias too!

     

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